Memories

I start with a wish to share my tale
Dont mind it,just skip it,if it gets too stale

Born in Ranchi, 11 years in Kolkata
I wish my hard disk were genuine Sata
Two glasses of milk and a pound of Atta
Everyday, is what describes my gatha.

I arrived at Mumbai in 1998
With a bag of clothes and an empty slate
I struggled to keep up with my opponents in debate
dont remember much of that at any rate.

So i continue my obsession to share my tale
Dont mind it, just skip it , if it gets too stale

The Boards were ok right uptil tenth
Till then i cud have gone to any length
To score over my peers and top them all
Proud, vain and walking tall.

But junior college was an experience new
Guys who could holler and girls who could mew
To be counted amongst the coolest, i offered in lieu
My ability and capability, my expectations due.

So in twelfth my academic record got screwed
Not iit, not nit, fuc*ing Priyadarshini dude
And my very personality, it got so lewd
In my anguish and grief, nerves stripped nude.

But in my defense, i made friends pretty soon
But each o' those bastar*s is more like a goon
I wonder sometimes whether they are a boon
Or a curse, a bitter potion offered in a spoon.

Three years down the line, i realize
I hate those who unnecessarily sympathize
Leave me be, I have ears and eyes
To judge them all, the earth and the skies.

U may think that I sound a bit too bitter
But my life right now is like a pile of litter
Still i enjoy each moment like a star cricketer
Most disagree, but i am a sharp hitter

I must stop writing and hereby conclude
But u shud know i love sleep and food
Frankly, i am out of rhymes that may be good
I think ill get back to doing what i should.

And thus i fulfil my wish to share my tale
Dont mind it, just skip it, if it gets too stale.

OOPS!!!TOO LATE NOW.

PS:-Stud still costs 40 bucks only

Chillout or Blackout?

Ok....here i go again.

The second time i started a blog and the second time i am making a post. But this time i wish to make a mark in the annals of literature. So here goes.

With my regular exams out of the picture i now sit back to make the most of this long awaited break. What with weed, ciggies and the likes, seems to be an ideal holiday. But it is time to retrospect. Life over the past three years seems to have flown past like a haze, with me in a daze(hey...that rhymed). What have i gained over this period. Knowledge wud be a lie. THey teach us a lot of cra* in engineering for sure. Nothing of any practical importance. But career options now seem frighteningly close.

Campus recruitment was at its zenith a month or two ago. Lots of companies came in to pick up huge numbers of scrap students for brute labour. Job profile worth shi* and in-hand salary less than alms. "I am sorry sir, but i must decline; i am really not interested." Wierd huh? But from what we hear from seniors and contacts leads us to look at the IT industry with suspicion close to disdain. Do i look like a maintenance guy? I wud like to beleive i dont. But who can tell?

And then there is this mammoth hurdle called CAT. And we all know from history what has happened to all those who have wished to bell the CAT, barring Jerry mouse of course. But then i am surprised that Jerry hasn't opened up his own IIPM.That is what we have come to expect of CAT Gurus.

And Roadies 5.0 is getting on my nerves. Did you know that the effing Game goes effing International this time. If you are like me i am sure u dont give a rat's as*. Plus the IPL creating a craze like no other event. Seems to be a World Cup for the next 5 years, each year. And i support the Mumbai Indians. But the ungrateful bastar** are playing like shit, overall, although the recent recovery is a relief. And Sachin is not playing today either.

You must be wondering by now why the title "Chillout or Blackout?". Hel* it just sounded cool. Unless you are ready to consider the fact that this incessant slogwork for the useless exams has caused a serious blackout. Although right now i should be chilling out. Hate the logic? So do i. But one must save face somehow.

Must sign out now.
Ciao.

PS:-Did u know, Stud premium Lager costs just 40 bucks? Do u understand now why this place is called IBull? Thats right its not bull meaning saandh...its bull meaning bullshi* daw.